She told me she was already angry at the noise coming from the BQ. She thought her maid brought home a man when she knew she would not be home. She was ready to pounce on the girl for leaving her toddlers in the house to engage in a romping session in the BQ. She flung open the door in anger ready to flog the maid and the intruder when her built up anger dissipated to be replaced with utter rude shock.

Her husband was the perpetrator of the composed obscene ad-libs the maid was shouting in her native tongue. And the style nko? I do not know o jare, my brother is a reverend father, my pastors are reading this post before I am excommunicated because of one foolish man who descended so low to be pumping a maid, pirouetting idiotically as his entire life depended on it.

She said her husband had never made her shout like that in all their years of marriage. (I tried to keep a straight face some women can be very descriptive in their narrative). I did not know what to say except murmur soothing words. Have to be neutral when dealing with issues like this. I could not say stay or leave. The decision was hers to make. I heard it was not the first time her husband was romping with her maids, this was the first time she actually caught him.

Wicked man, you have pump action strength and it is to compete with low lifes over a maid.  What is wrong with some men? Burrowing in the dirty skirts of their wives’ housemaids that low-slugs are also foraging! NONSENSE!