They both wore skimpy clothes, one a very short gown and the other a short jeans, they were actually very attractive ladies. I Came in after and got on the queue. Waiting to be served, I brought out my phone to fiddle with. Two pairs of eyes purposely narrowed at what I was holding. Out flipped hers and began to make a show of it. It was my turn, I made my order and walked out, in the nick of time I saw them walking away probably they lived nearby.

A few minutes later, it hit me! oh! I was holding a cheap phone. My 2015 40k techno phone, my own omolabake, omotoke, my laanke titi di 2020! Hehehe. Then I recalled again that a comedian made a joke about half apple in a phone. Hookaizzzz! Hers was an IPHONE. I chuckled loudly because I can’t recognize an IPHONE. Her slaying with her phone was terribly wasted on me. Emi o daa mo asswerit fa. Wetin concern me with IPhone? I cant use an IPHONE and be trekking upandan in hot sun.

Those days when we had little responsibility I bought expensive Phones but today ori ota mi ti daru if I chase expensive phones especially IPHONE today. Those days that I used an average of 4 phones in a year ti koja, Please ask Okafor, he is a witness. But today I have my urgencies; phone is no longer one of my exigencies even though one of my friends took a swipe at me recently.

I remember my 110k LG Phone about 14years ago. My little niece lubricated the phone with drool while playing which affected the screen. I took it to LG office; it was irredeemable except I got a new screen for 25k or so not too sure now. They could not get the screen for the model eventually, it was out of stock, and you know new phones come out to replace old ones. I eventually dumped it out of frustration when someone offered to buy it for 10k! Phone ti ko ti lo odun kan fun 10k? but that was the reality then.

Two phones were stolen, after that expensive phones and I yapa straight away.

My laanke is what I used to post on fb, shebi you can read it wella eyin eyan mi?

Lobatan!

I know those I am looking up to for four brand new tyres are flashing me, issa a flashing season, Oya kwontinu, the person who gave me last year is now a manufacturer of tyres.

Don’t use your phone while driving. Safe motoring is a state of mind, choose to stay alive.

Season’s greetings.